Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Warhammer Brilliance - Where dreams become reality.

This is what happens when grown men converse via google hangout during lunch and allow their inner 13 year old to speak through their adult body.

I think Operation Minotaur Balls is going to be a "rousing" success
11:26 AM
Bow chika
I think Riley has convinced me to take a casket.of souls
Jesse
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11:32 AM
casket is money yo
hey bro you brought chaff? PHAT
SUCK MY SOULS
hey yo fast cav whats shakin?
11:33 AM
Casket is awesome. As is Screaming Skull Catapult.
Gods
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11:33 AM
my casket in your mouth
all up in yo mouf
dip dip dip casket in yo mouf
casket rumpshaker
11:33 AM
Casket + hiero + nagash = insane magic phase
Jesse
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11:33 AM
(( [_____] )) - Casket rumpshaker
11:34 AM
Hahaha
Jesse
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11:34 AM
double casket is like a menage de trios up in your opponents anus
with some butterscotch and some skittles
11:35 AM
Multiple caskets synergize???
Jesse
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11:36 AM
who cares 
11:36 AM
I didnt think it would stack
Jesse
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11:36 AM
double casket brah
open that shit up and be like souuuuuuuuuuuuls
11:36 AM
Wot about casket
Jesse
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11:36 AM
you should bring a flying V guitar
and when you unleash double casket
11:36 AM
V for victory
Jesse
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11:36 AM
start hammering out a metal rift
11:36 AM
Im just gonna bring a boombox
Jesse
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11:37 AM
and be all "this is my casket, casket, casket.  This is my casket, my casket of souls"
11:37 AM
And play.misfits every.magic.phase
Jesse
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11:37 AM
yeah you could be all "Die, Die Die my darling, you belong in AN OBLONG BOX"
omg fitting
11:37 AM
I want ur skulls brah
I need ur skulls
Jesse
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11:37 AM
holyshit we are awesome
theme bro
its  A WIN
oblong box
casket
bro
words
meaning
11:38 AM
Gonna make so many friends at spdm5
Jesse
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11:38 AM
souls
or you can do one song for casket no.1 and the other for no.2
11:38 AM
Hahaha
Jesse
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11:38 AM
oh shit
or do skulls when you shoot your skull catapult
omg we are genius
11:38 AM
Magic phase does.not begin until im done with my air guitar solo
Jesse
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11:38 AM
we should play in europe
11:38 AM
Deal with it!
Jesse
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11:39 AM
we would make people rage quit before the game even is halfway over
11:39 AM
I think ppl are just gonna take one look at my epic army, give me a good.game handshake and walk away
Jesse
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11:39 AM
they would be all "Hey this isn't a team event why are there two of you"
11:39 AM
Lol
Jesse
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11:39 AM
and you and me would go "uh..we're a troupe bro. I bring the magic he brings the music, we are *claps hands twice* DEATH METAL"
Then i'll open up with some angry punk
may hit your opponent in the face with my guitar 
11:40 AM
I think I'm just going to bring all the poison shooting ...
Gods
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11:40 AM
just a warning
11:40 AM
Hagbane arrows all around.
Gods
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11:40 AM
I need to start.growing my hair out immediately
Matching denim vests? Matching.denim.vests.
Jesse
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11:41 AM
oh my god
we can beDazzle a SkULL on the back
this is turning out to be the greatest warhammer idea of all time
11:42 AM
This is pretty much what 10 yr old. Me always fantasized warhammer would be like
Jesse
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11:42 AM
i just ordered 2 denim vests and a bedazzler off amazon
we need a turn table and 2 microphones
11:43 AM
I hope you got plenty of rhinestones cauze im spellingmy.name out on the back. Shits long, too
Jesse
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11:43 AM
when we go to england i'll order us some bad fake teeth so we fit in
11:43 AM
Need to devise a display board
Pre eff er
Jesse
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11:44 AM
oh man
i got it
11:44 AM
Pref ere rably the boombox will be implemented
Jesse
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11:44 AM
we'll take castle greyskull
and mount it on top of a boombox
YES BOOMBOX
11:45 AM
In all seriousness this is a great idea
Jesse
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11:45 AM
this will be epic
SPDM6 needs to be a team event
11:45 AM
No way spdm cant handle this
Ofcc 15
Jesse
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11:45 AM
for this very reason
haha
11:46 AM
Alrite off.to patrol the mean waterfront of tacoma
Jesse
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11:46 AM
word
im off to a meeting in 15
11:46 AM
Gonna brainstorm all day
Jesse
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11:46 AM
i wrote down everything
best ideas ever
can you smell that
11:47 AM
Time for sketches
Jesse
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11:47 AM
aidan and ricky are just GREEN with envy
and tom
Tom doesnt even know where he is right now his mind is so blown
surprised he isnt sitting in a puddle of gravy wishing he had a bedazzler
11:47 AM
Tom has a bedazzler he just uses it all wrong
Dolls clothes and tiaras
Im gonna theme the caskets and give them names and free hand standards
Jesse
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11:49 AM
Is that because he's English or because he likes Poutine for all his meals
11:49 AM
2hot2handle and something else awesome
Jesse
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11:49 AM
2Legit2Legit2Quit
11:50 AM
Aight man take it easy
Hahaha
Jesse
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11:50 AM
i need to post this entire conversation on my blog
11:50 AM
"Which casket are u targetting?
Jesse
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11:50 AM
and have it be the game plan of greatness
11:50 AM
That one "
YOU HAVE TO SAY THE NAME. 2HOT2HANDLE OR 2LEGITWQUIT
Jesse
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11:51 AM
haha
yes definitely copying this all to the blog brb
11:51 AM
haha
im reading through this
we are retarded
i love it
12:01 PM
What did I just read
Sarah
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12:17 PM